The Funniest 40th Birthday Wishes They'll Never Forget

The Funniest 40th Birthday Wishes They’ll Never Forget

Turning 40 is a milestone birthday, and while it may come with a few pains, it’s also a time to celebrate a life well-lived.

This collection of funny birthday wishes is perfect for a friend who can take a joke and appreciates a good dose of humor.

We’ve got witty one-liners for a card, laughable messages for a friend, and jokes about getting older that will have them laughing until their sides hurt.

Hilarious 40th Birthday Messages For A Friend

Happy 40th to the friend who’s aged like a fine wine… except for the occasional memory lapse the size of a Napa vineyard.
40 candles? Don’t worry, fire insurance covers extinguished dreams too.
They say life begins at 40. Let’s just hope a midlife crisis meltdown does not follow it.
Happy birthday! Finally old enough to know better, but hopefully not too old to act recklessly with me.
Congratulations on reaching 40! You’re officially qualified to dispense unsolicited life advice… poorly.
On a scale of 1 to 40, you’re a 10… at pretending you’re not turning 40 today.
Here’s to 40 fabulous years! (Just kidding, we all know the fabulous years are yet to come… with reading glasses.)
Happy 40th! May your hangovers be shorter and your ibuprofen intake be higher.
They say 40 is the new 30. That must be why my back feels like I’m celebrating 80! Happy belated 30th, friend!
Looks like you made it to 40 without adulting too hard. Here’s to many more years of pretending to have it all figured out!
Happy 40th! You’re officially old enough to appreciate a good nap… like, a three-hour epic nap.
Congratulations on level 40! Remember, with great wrinkles comes great responsibility (to laugh at ourselves).
Don’t worry, 40 is just a number… until you try to read the number on the grocery store price tags without glasses.
Happy 40th! May your coffee be strong enough to fuel your youthful spirit… and your anti-aging cream work!
Here’s to 40 years of questionable decisions and hilarious stories! Here’s to many more with me as your partner-in-crime!
Happy 40th! May your wrinkles tell beautiful stories and your joints remain flexible enough to escape awkward conversations.
Congratulations on hitting the big 4-0! I hope your hearing aids come with a built-in laughter track for all my upcoming jokes.
Don’t be sad about turning 40. Think of it as finally being old enough to get away with wearing comfy clothes everywhere! ️
Happy 40th! May your Netflix queue be endless and your remote control never gets lost between the couch cushions. ️
Here’s to 40 years of friendship! Thanks for being the partner-in-crime who makes even the most mundane midlife crisis exciting.
Happy 40th to the friend who’s like a fine wine… maturing gracefully (with a slight chance of occasional vinegar-like outbursts).
Don’t worry about the 40 candles on your cake. They’re just a metaphor for all the birthday wishes that will melt your heart (and maybe singe your eyebrows).
Congratulations on reaching 40! May your days be filled with sunshine, laughter, and enough adulting breaks to keep your sanity intact.
Happy 40th to the friend who’s still young at heart… well, at least the part of your heart that remembers all the embarrassing things we did in our 20s.
Here’s to 40 years of friendship! May our wrinkles tell a story of laughter, good times, and maybe a few too many tequila shots.
Happy 40th! May your joints stay limber enough to dance like nobody’s watching… because at this age, they probably aren’t.
Don’t be afraid of turning 40. It’s just another excuse to celebrate all the amazing things you’ve accomplished… and all the hilarious mistakes you’ve made along the way!

Witty One-liners For A 40th Birthday Card

40? Don’t worry, it’s just a number you’ll never remember again.
Welcome to the age where candles cost more than the cake. Happy 40th!
They say life begins at 40. Let’s hope it’s not the happy hour for your liver.
Congratulations on reaching 40! You’re officially vintage, like a fine wine…or maybe vinegar.
On a scale of 1 to 40, you’re a perfect 10 (from 20 years ago). Happy Birthday!
Adulthood unlocked! Level 40: More wrinkles, less sleep, but hopefully, more wisdom (optional).
Don’t be discouraged by 40 candles. Think of it as a built-in nightlight for those bathroom trips.
Still rocking 40? You’re either superhuman or haven’t looked in the mirror lately. Happy Birthday!
40 is like the new 30, except with better stories to tell and an even worse hangover.
They say 40 is the new 20. But let’s be honest, nobody wants to relive their teenage angst.
Happy 40th! May your bifocals be clear, your memory sharp, and your knees silent.
Congratulations on hitting the big 4-0! Don’t worry, they haven’t invented a midlife crisis app…yet.
40 and fabulous? Let’s just go with fabulous for now. Happy Birthday!
You’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to becoming a distinguished classic. Happy 40th!
Cheers to 40 years of making questionable decisions (but hopefully more good ones!)
Finally 40! May your days be filled with sunshine, laughter, and enough adult beverages to forget your age.
40 is like Netflix – you finally have access to all the good stuff, but staying awake might be a challenge.
Happy 40th! May your wrinkles tell beautiful stories and your laugh lines be a map to endless joy.
Don’t be afraid of 40. It’s just a number…until you have to write it on a form and suddenly it feels huge. Happy Birthday!
40 is proof that you’re still here, still kicking butt, and probably still cooler than most youngsters.
They say wine gets better with age. You, my friend, are a vintage that’s perfectly fermented and ready to party (responsibly, of course). Happy 40th!
Happy 40th! Here’s to another 40 years of questionable fashion choices, embarrassing dance moves, and unforgettable memories.
Don’t worry, 40 isn’t that bad. You can still wear skinny jeans…if you’re feeling particularly adventurous.
At 40, you’re old enough to know better, but hopefully young enough to still do it anyway. Happy Birthday!
Here’s to 40 years of being you! May your inner child continue to play, and your wisdom keeps you out of too much trouble.
40 is the hill…but the view from the top is supposed to be amazing. Happy Birthday!
May your 40s be filled with more champagne toasts and fewer hangovers. Happy Birthday!
Congratulations on surviving 40 years! Here’s to many more adventures (and hopefully fewer trips to the doctor).
40 is like a milestone – a reminder that you’ve come a long way and there’s so much exciting road ahead. Happy Birthday!
Happy 40th! May your wrinkles be laugh lines, your grey hair stories, and your heart forever young.

Jokes About Getting Old For A 40th Birthday

You’re not 40, you’re level 40! You just unlocked the “wisdom” and “better wine tolerance” perks.
Don’t worry, 40 is the new 17… if you squint really hard and wear bifocals.
They say life begins at 40. But let’s be honest, you peaked at nap time.
Birthdays are like candles on a cake. The more you have, the closer you are to melting.
Congratulations on reaching the age where you can finally appreciate a good pair of supportive shoes.
You’re not getting older, you’re becoming a vintage classic like a fine wine… or maybe a slightly moldy cheese.
Adulting is basically spending your days googling how to do basic things your parents never taught you. Happy 40th!
Remember when you used to make fun of people with reading glasses? Now you squint at the menu like a confused owl.
40 is when you can finally tell your boss, “My back is killing me,” without them suggesting yoga.
Forget the midlife crisis, you’re now officially in the “can’t remember where I parked the car” crisis.
The good news is, you’re old enough to know better. The bad news is, you still do the same dumb things.
They say wrinkles are a sign you lived a life full of laughter. Or maybe you just smiled too hard at your receding hairline.
Happy 40th! Here’s to finally having a good excuse to cancel plans because you’re “too tired.”
At 40, you’re no longer worried about peer pressure. Now you just worry about your blood pressure.
Telling a 40-year-old a joke about getting old may result in a swift and merciless roast in return.
Congrats on hitting the big 4-0! Now you can finally appreciate the finer things in life, like adult beverages that don’t come in neon colors.
Don’t worry about the birthday candles, you can just use your body heat to light them now.
Here’s to 40 years of questionable life choices and the wisdom to (maybe) not repeat them.
40 is when you start googling “symptoms of a normal Tuesday.”
Happy 40th! May your hangovers be shorter and your memories even shorter.
At this point, you’re practically an antique. But hey, at least you’re valuable!
They say 40 is the new 30. But let’s be honest, nobody feels that new anymore.
Congrats on graduating from “adulting” to “barely functioning adult.”
Happy 40th! Here’s to hoping you can still remember where you put your phone down 5 seconds ago.
Don’t worry, 40 is just the beginning of your “senior discount” journey!
You’re not 40, you’re forty-fabulous! (But mostly just forty.)
At 40, you’ve (hopefully) learned the difference between wants and needs. Mostly because you can’t afford both anymore.
Happy 40th! May your knees continue to work for at least another decade.
Here’s to 40 years of life lessons, most of which you’ll probably forget by tomorrow.
You’re not old, you’re just perfectly aged, like a delicious cheese… or maybe a slightly expired yogurt.

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